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Matthew Williams's Autobiography (submitted 5/23/06)
When I was first born,on November 15, 1991, my mom named me Matthew Lamar Williams. I remember when my mom told me I said my first word, it was "momma".
Oh man, I also remember my most embarrassing moment.... I was about 6 years old. It was when my brothers played a joke on me, telling me to say something bad. I got in trouble, but I got them. I put salt in a cup and asked my fat brother if he wanted some. Being as greedy as he is he tried to suck up a whole lot. The next thing I know he was choking and I'm laughing. It turns out it was nothing but salt and pepper in the cup. After all that I ended up getting in trouble twice, for saying what I said and the salt and pepper act. But I still feel like justice was served.